and all through the shop, the pit bulls weren’t barking, not even a drop.
The bikes were all polished, and parked by the door, ‘cuz Santa had called and ordered 3 more. The tools lay silent, the Red Room swept clean, the mechanics had split–nowhere to be seen. The girls of West Coast had also gone home, to try and wash off all that biker testosterone. As the last ghetto bird departed the sky, there was a loud noise…a blow out? a backfire? perhaps a drive by? The cars on Anaheim all started to part, was it Baby Jesus and Mary, or Hobo Jim with his cart?
The Cisco peeps all ran out to see, just what was this hub bub, what could it be? And then they saw Jesse, going 80 or so, and sirens blaring, lights flashing: Long Beach’s Finest in tow. He does a burn out, in through the gates, the cops try to follow but get there too late. The fuzz on the bull horn: “Jesse, you’re under arrest! 80 in a 35! We’re soooo not impressed. Come on out, son,” say the black + whites, “you’ve heard ‘em before, but we’ll read you your rights.” Jesse comes out with hammer in hand, tells his sad story so they understand.
More tears were shed than for “It’s a Wonderful Life”, when Jesse started in about his gift for his wife. She asked for nothing for herself, but joy to the world. Peace, and prosperity, for all boys and girls. Jesse thought, “world peace is for sissies”, and sped to West Coast to make something special for his li’l missy. The vision was pure that he had in his head, to make something with his hands from chrome, steel, and lead.
So excited was he to make this great gift of love, he throttled his bike like hell from above. So the police sympathized with his Christmas plight, and let him off with a warning and bid him good night. So in the shop he hammered away, the pits looking on for the rest of the day. This damn poem has drug on much longer than planned, so we’re stopping, quitting, cute endings be damned. Make up your own finish, blah, blah, blah, good cheer, blah, blah, blah, eggnog, we’re soooo outta here. Go ahead, call us quitters, you’re welcome to scoff, to YOU we wish Merry Christmas…but you still can fuck off.
